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Q. How do you make milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!
Q. Why did the orange run half way down the hill?
A. It ran out of juice.
Q. What do you call a grouchy hamburger?
A. Crabby patty!
Q. Why did the workers at the Mint go on strike?
A. They wanted to make less money.
Q. How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A. You take away his credit card.
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